Another Friday another blog-post. I'm really feeling quite successful at this.
Last Friday while walking around Rexburg on my date I commented that when I slip and fall I fall with grace. I forgot to mention that when I trip and fall it involves insane pain. Especially if I'm rushing when it happens.
Last time I tripped and fell was in middle school. I was running across the grass and tripped right as I was about to run onto the cement, henceforth I landed on the cement and split open the knee of my favorite corduroys; as well as barking my knee pretty badly.
I thought that that hurt.
Yesterday, well I suppose technically this morning, I learned I was mistaken.
Yesterday started off with one of those mornings. I was doing great, finishing off some homework for class that day; actually doing my hair and makeup so I'd feel confident when I gave my explication in class.
Then, something went wrong. I the person who hates being late, and is usually five minutes early at the latest lost track of time. My first class starts at 9:45, I looked at my cell phone. It was 9:46.
I hurriedly slipped on my shoes and rushed out the door.
Rushing is never a good idea.
I approached the road and as I went to step onto it the curb grabbed my foot and pulled me down. I hopped up quickly to avoid being hit by the two approaching cars and sort of skip hopped across the road. Once safe on the sidewalk I hobbled down to the Hinckley building running later than ever.
I arrived at my destination washed my hand that was barked and grabbed a paper towel for my knee.
In class I stuck the paper towel on my knee, through the hole in my new 40 dollars jeans. At this point that was the worst part.
3 hours later after two classes, a presentation, and a presented interpretation of Julius Caesar I went to the student health center as the scrape in my knee for three reasons.
1) what I thought was a scrape could aptly be described as a hole in my knee
2) I did not have a band-aid big enough to cover it
3) Since I landed on Asphalt I thought it might be a good idea to put anti-biotic stuff on it to avoid infection
When I got there the girl in charge of checking people in said they were booked for the day, and I explained that I just needed a band-aid for it. So she talked to a nurse who said she could clean it and bandage it up for me.
Sadly my supposition that I just needed a band-aid was greatly mistaken.
The Nurse took one look at it and said I needed stitches.
So there I sat two days from my 21st birthday being told I was going to have to get my first stitches.
I was not excited.
So now I sit on the couch one day from my birthday with my knee throbbing so glad that I have a friend who can drive going home with me tonight since right now I don't think my knee would make the four hour drive from here to home.
Here's to my first stitches at almost 21 years of age.
ICK! Bran new 40.00 jeans... ruined. That is the saddest thing EVER. Im VERY proud of your scar though. ; )
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